I'm scared...

...and won't go into the cellar again.

Ever.

A few days ago I wanted to wash some clothes, so I went down into the cellar where all our washing machines are.
Mine is the one in the middle, so I walked past the first one, which was running.
As soon as I was past it, it said "Yum-yum, yum-yum, yum-yum..."

I managed to escape without being eaten by a crazed washing machine, but I won't take that risk again...

;o)